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80% OF QUESTIONS ARE STATEMENTS IN DISGUISE
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80% of questions are statements in disguise.

next time someone asks you something, look at it from their point of view. It's meaning might be different. Especially your boss or your mum!

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STUBBED OUT
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Stubbed Out, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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FLUFF OR DUST?
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fluff and dust are very similar, it's completely up to you.

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ACID FACE, POSH RAVER
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posh party raver

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GOD IS IN THE DETAILS
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god is in the details, by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe.
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, is widely regarded as one of the pioneering masters of modern architecture. Mies, like many of his post World War I contemporaries, sought to establish a new architectural style that could represent modern times just as Classical and Gothic did for their own eras. He created an influential Twentieth-Century architectural style, stated with extreme clarity and simplicity.
THIS QUOTE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOD

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I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN DENSITY (NOT DESTINY)
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Confidence is a good characteristic, but to puncture your own is supremely confident.
Density is not Destiny.
I am the master of my own density.

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NOTHING RIGHT, NOTHING HONOURABLE
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The Right Honourable... Refers to all current and all former Prime Ministers of the UK, all current and former members of the Cabinet of the United Kingdom, amongst others.
However, increasingly Gordon Brown and his Labour Government have done Nothing Right and Nothing Honourable.

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GOD DOES NOT EXIST 1
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god does not exist
or maybe he does
not everyone can be right!

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GOD DOES NOT EXIST 2
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god does not exist
or maybe he does
not everyone can be right!

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STUBBED OUT - NO SMOKING
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Stubbed Out - No Smoking, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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IT'S NOT MY JOB
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it's not my job, is the very attitude that keeps you stuck in your shitty job.
if you do stuff that you don't need to, might advance your career, who knows?

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STOP BLOODY FOLLOWING ME (IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BACK!)
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some people are stalkers, and they just wont leave you alone.
Stop bloody following me (it's written on the back!)

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ATARI, POLE POSITION
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Atari, Pole Position. Jenson Button, this one's for you!

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DO SELFRIDGES SELL FRIDGES?
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Who cares if they do or don't, but it's fun to ask

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IT'S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE ARGUMENT WITH A COMPLETE IDIOT
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You'd think it would be easy, but sometimes it's not! next time you can't win an argument with an idiot, remember these words.

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THE COST OF THINGS IS NOT JUST ABOUT THE PRICE
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The cost of things is not just about the price. it might be cheaper to throw things away, but in the long run there will be a cost to pay.

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CHRIST ON A BIKE MAS
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Christ on a bike is something I say quite a lot, dunno why. At Chistmas, surely it should be, Christ on a bike mas?

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FAT MEN ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP
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fat men are harder to kidnap

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BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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EDWARD YOUNG QUOTE
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"Procrastinaltion is the thief of time." Edward Young.

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I ENVY PEOPLE WHO DRINK, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTATION
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"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on"
Oscar Levant

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PITFALL SCORPION
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pitfall scorpion, the most deadly of all the foes you will ever encounter!

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CAN I ASK A QUESTION? IS A BLOODY QUESTION.
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Can I ask a question? Is a bloody question.

People never realise this, what they should say is "Can I ask you two questions, this being the first". And if you really want to be pedantic, it should be "May I..." rather than "Can I...".

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A TURKEY IS FOR CHRISTMAS
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A turkey is for christmas, not for life. Come on now, you know what this one is about! 'A dog is for life, not just for Christmas' or so those yellow and black, car rear window stickers keep telling us.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP
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shut the fuck up
you dont have to say it if your t shirt does it for you!

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I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
than a frontal lobotomy

A drink, the best way to calm a crazy mind!

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THANK GOD FOR ATHEISM
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if there is one thing on this earth that we need to thank god for, it's atheism... ...Praise the lord.
check out the provocative type face, you'll need to take a second glance.

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WHICH IS WORSE, IGNORANCE OR APATHY?
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Question:
Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? (on the front)
Answer:
I don't know and I don't care. (on the back)

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SKYDIVING T-SHIRT - IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED...
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if at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving might not be for you

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I'M A COMPLETE LIAR
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I'm a complete liar, but if this is a lie, then am I telling the truth?

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WARNING - ABRASIVE PERSONA & UNACCEPTABLE OPINIONS
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Warning - Abrasive persona & unacceptable opinions.
This is a t-shirt to buy for your friends who, you meet in the pub and, make your jaw drop with the things they say!
you know the ones we mean.

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DONT USE BIG WORDS WHEN A DIMINUTIVE ONE WILL SUFFICE
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Dont use big words when a diminutive one will suffice

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CHRISTMAS IS ACE
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Christmas is ace. Stick it to all those who get the arse, having to spend one poxy day, just one, with your family. It's not much to ask now is it. And really, how much fun is your boring life? Is it 'that' good, you can't spend a small amount of it with people who you love (or love you)?

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PETER SELLERS, INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU QUOTE - MINKY
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"Do you have a licence for your minky?" Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau

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SIGMUND FREUD
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The Austrian founder of psychoanalysis was born Sigismund Schlomo Freud in the town of Freiberg (today's Pribor) in the Austro-Hungarian region of Moravia (Mähren, now in the Czech Republic) on May 6, 1856. Although he later became an atheist, Freud always acknowledged the influence of Judaism in his life. There can be no doubt concerning the tremendous influences of all things “Freudian” on the world and the field of psychiatry.


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I'M AN AMNESIAC, DO I COME HERE OFTEN?
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Some people are rather forgetful, and need a bit of help.

I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?


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TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING ELSE MUST BECOME DIRTY
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I'm so fed up with people asking if something is clean!
Well here's something to start the debate!
To make something clean, something else must become dirty

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BLAISE PASCAL QUOTE
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"The sole cause of man's unhappiness is that he does not know how to stay quietly in his room." Blaise Pascal.

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I DO NOT WORK HERE
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So stop bugging me

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YES NAN, I LOVE THE SLIPPERS
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yes nan, i love the slippers tshirt. Get in there before you get them. the family will think you are Derren Brown.

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SIGMUND FREUD QUOTE
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"There are no accidents." Sigmund Freud.

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BEING WATCHED WONT STOP IT FROM HAPPENING
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being watched wont stop it from happening.
people think that CCTV stops crime, well it might stop some crimes. but in the end all CCTV can do is show people what has happened after the crime has been commited, and that should not make you feel safer.

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INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
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Intolerance will not be tolerated

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MANIC MINER, SINCLAIR ZX SPECTRUM CLASSIC
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manic miner, you love it!
It's THE Sinclair ZX Spectrum Classic.

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WHY LOOK BACK, IT IS NOT WHERE YOU ARE GOING
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Why look back, it is not where you are going.

Just look forward and forget the past!

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN WASHING MACHINE
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boy flying his kite, oops sorry, I mean washing machine!

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IF A MAN STANDING IN A WOOD SAYS SOMETHING AND NO WOMAN IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, IS HE STILL WRONG?
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If a man standing in a wood says something and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?

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I WORK HERE
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You might want to take this off when you go home

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HTML - END HEAD, START BODY
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html - end head tag, start body tag.

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THE RUNNER
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The runner, from space invaders

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THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
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yes they are!

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YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON THE MAN WHO MADE THE MESS TO CLEAR IT UP
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you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, an indian proverb

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WESTMINSTER VILLAGE IDIOT
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Westminster Village Idiot.
There are many of them, all over london, but most seem to congregate around parliament.

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MOHANDAS GANDHI
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (October 2, 1869 � January 30, 1948) was a major political and spiritual leader of India and the Indian independence movement. Gandhi is commonly known in across the world as Mahatma Gandhi "Great Soul")
Throughout his life, Gandhi remained committed to non-violence and truth even in the most extreme situations.

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I LOVE PICKLED EGGS
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i love pickled eggs.

If you really love pickled eggs, check out this great website EGG PUB.

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STUBBED OUT - PUT IT OUT, PLEASE
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Stubbed out - Put it out, please, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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KENNETH WILLIAMS QUOTE - INFAMY
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"Infamy! Infamy! they've all got it in for me!" Kenneth Williams

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BARCODE ON A JAR, JAR CODE
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Jarcode Barcode

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GOULIES
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back in the day, this is all we ever said.
As we got older, we found other words such as; bollocks, balls, cullions, gonads, nads, nuts, rocks, testes, testicles.

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EVERYTHING IS 98% SHIT
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"everything is 98% shit",
Dave Hickey, art critic
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IF WE WAIT FOR A PERFECT WORLD, WE WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING!
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maybe it's just me, but i like things to be 'just right' before i do something. In the end, I never get around to it. Maybe this tee shirt will remind me that it doesn't have to be this way.
If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!

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YOU CAN USE ME AGAIN & AGAIN
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you can use me again & again

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PITFALL, WHAT A GAME!
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pitfall, adventure has never been so pixelated!

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REALITY IS A CRUTCH FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T COPE WITH DRUGS, LILY TOMLIN
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"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs"
Lily Tomlin

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BOY FLYING ANVIL
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean anvil

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PETER SELLERS, INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.

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CAN YOU SPARE 10 PENCE FOR A CUP OF TEA?
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can you spare 10 pence for a cup of tea?
probably not!

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MOHANDAS GANDHI QUOTE, FIRST THEY IGNORE YOU...
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mohandas Gandhi.

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DOING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN DOING SOMETHING STUPID
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Doing nothing is better than doing something stupid.

I keep trying to tell people this, but they just think that I am lazy. Well I'm not, i'm just being careful

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CENSORSHIP IS JUST PROTECTION FROM REALITY
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Censorship is just protection from reality.

We should all be educated to a level where we can make informed decisions of what to see, hear and do!

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ACID FACE
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you remember, aceeeeeeeeed!

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I REALLY WANTED A NINENDO WII
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I really wanted a Ninendo Wii. Surprisingly, this t-shirt is still relevant, years after the Wii was launched. Hooray for nintendo! Believe it or not, Nintendo was founded in 1889!.

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DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
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well I don't know, do you?

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NEVER KNOCK ON DEATH'S DOOR: RING THE BELL AND RUN AWAY! DEATH REALLY HATES THAT!
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Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

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BULLSHIT
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sometimes you find yourself having a conversation with people and this is exactly what you are thinking...
...this is all bullshit and you are all idiots.

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BAKED BEANS ON TOAST
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baked beans on toast tshirt.
if you asked for baked beans on toast, you might be dissapointed with this, but there's not too much to complain about!

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ANTI SUICIDE QUOTE
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NEVER choose a permanent solution to a temporary problem. An anonymous quote which refers to a way of thinking about suicide and suicidal thoughts.

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MONK
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monk, monk, monk? It's just a strange drawing of a monk.

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I AM NO MORE HUMBLE THAN MY TALENTS REQUIRE, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTE
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"I am no more humble than my talents require"
Oscar Levant quote

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TONY BLAIR WEAVES A TANGLED WEB OF DECEIT
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, if at first we practice to deceive. you know what we mean Tony, don't you?

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THIS BLOKE OFFERED ME A TV
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This bloke offered me a TV with no volume control... ...well, I couldn't turn it down

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PENUS
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well we never would have believed, but there is more than one way to spell this word. penis, penus, whatever.

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DILLIGAS
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DILLIGAS - Do I look like I give a shit ?
you know when someone is going on and on, simply point to your odd tee shirt and walk away!

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PETER SELLERS, MERKIN MUFFLEY IN DR STRANGELOVE
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.

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ANOTHER CATASTROPHIC FAILURE OF INTELLIGENCE
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how many more of these can we take from our government

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MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
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Merry Fucking Christmas. Well there's no need to swear now!

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IF YOU ARE TALKING, AND I'M JUST NODDING, THEN I'M PROBABLY NOT LISTENING
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if you are talking, and i'm just nodding, then i'm probably not listening.
This may seem rude, but I have noticed myself doing it, and realised half way through their sentance, hoping whatever they said does not need a complex response. I have also noticed people doing it to me, which makes me realise i'm boring them too! excuse me, i have to go to the toilet.

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OCD - WHO COULD BE ARSED?
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I wanted to have this disorder, but could not be bothered!
OCD - who could be arsed?

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AL GORE QUOTE
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"political will is a renewable resource." Al Gore.
This quote remind us that if the current government don't do something about global warming and the rape of this planet, you can always vote them out!
remember this, you might need it one day!

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SPACE INVADER
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!

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PETER SELLERS, MERKIN MUFFLEY QUOTE
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley

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UPTON SINCLAIR QUOTE
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"Fascism is capitalism plus murder." Upton Sinclair.

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DRINKING DOES NOT MAKE YOU FAT, IT MAKES YOU LEAN
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Drinking does not make you fat, it makes you lean.

...Against walls, bars, people...

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BEER, A TEMPORARY SOLUTION, BUT A DAMN GOOD ONE
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Beer, is a temporary solution to many of life's ills, but always remember it's a damn good one.

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JAMES ELKINS QUOTE
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"seeing is metamorphosis, not mechanism: it alters the thing that is seen and transforms the seer." a quote from a book by james elkins.

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN MANTA RAY
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray

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NO I DON'T BLOODY KNOW WHO YOU BLOODY ARE
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No you are not THAT famous, are you now?

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STAFF
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tell customers, who are your staff

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I LOVE FISH FINGER SANDWICHES
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i love fish finger sandwiches.
White bread, no butter, ketchup, maybe a melted slice of processed cheese and at least 4 fish fingers. Champion!

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SPACE INVADER
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!

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DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

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NEVER REALISE YOUR DREAMS, YOU WILL RUIN THEM
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Never realise your dreams, you will ruin them.
Dreams are dreams because they have not been realised.
Do you think the reality of anything is as good as the dream that it once was?

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LESS IS MORE
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less is more, by Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe.
The notion that simplicity and clarity lead to good design.
I think we may have overdone it with this design!

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